• friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?
  • me: im a knife
  • waluiqi:

    filling out the special skills part of a job application

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    brownskinhoe:

    @god I just want clear even skin with no discolouration whatsoever and tiny ass pores

    poopflow:

    I don’t even try to stay up till 2am now it just happens

    fedswatching:

    will ice age movies ever stop being made

    I noticed everything. I just acted like I didn’t.
    ― (via perrfectly)

    upgraders:

    upgraders:

    that feeling you get when you’re angry

    anger

    When you ride in a boat and watch the shore, you might assume that the shore is moving. But when you keep your eyes closely on the boat, you can see that the boat moves. Similarly, if you examine many things with a confused mind, you might suppose that your mind and nature are permanent. But when you practice intimately and return to where you are, it will be clear that there is nothing that has unchanging self.
    ― Dogen
    (via purplebuddhaproject)

    jigglypuffsvevo:

    “Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”

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